We’re Building Out the Following Columns:
Hi, I’m the Problem
An anonymous confessional disguised as advice-seeking. Fill out our cheeky little form to “ask for a friend”—whether you're spiraling over your ex’s new polycule, dealing with roommate resentment, or just wondering if hexing your boss is too much. We’ll respond with equal parts compassion and chaos.
Business & Pleasure
Where commerce meets kink, and CEOs stand for C*nt Executive Officer. We spotlight queer entrepreneurs who are shifting culture and shaking things up—from boardroom baddies to basement dommes. Each feature dives into what drives them, turns them on, and how they stay rooted in community while getting the bag.
Mermaid of the Lake
Because yearning at the shoreline is a gay birthright. This water sign–led column invites writers to share rituals, reflections, and rebirths by the waves of Lake Michigan. Think sandy altars, beach goth elegies, and moon-charged poetry—healing, hydrating, and hot.
Down Bad After the 1st date:
For the queers who brought a toothbrush and their spend the night bag “just in case.” This column is for those of us who fall too fast, pack a U-Haul in our minds, and spiral into soulmate delusions after a shared oat latte. We want your most dramatic love confessions, 3-day texting marathons, astrology-fueled fantasy futures, and lessons learned from loving hard and crashing harder. Tender, messy, hilarious—just like us.
✨No✨
Stories and Sonnets on Consent
Gay Agenda: Home Edition
Where tenderness meets DIY—exploring queer intimacy, rituals, and the radical act of making a space your own. This is your guide to witchy home life and radical homemaking: home altars, secondhand shrines, divine clutter, nesting rituals, and interviews with queers who’ve turned their domestic spaces into sanctuaries, studios, or sex dungeons. Think Hoem & Garden, but gay and emotionally available.
Dyke the Halls
Does it look like I know what I’m doing walking around the local hardware or car store? Because I do. We’re looking for those DIY & How to’s from someone who can definitely get the job done, every time. Tell us your favorite power tools, cleaning products, and let us connect you to your local handy-human.
True Romance
Because love—chosen, chaotic, collective—is political. This column dives into the ways queer love fuels resistance: polycules organizing protest potlucks, breakups that birth art collectives, queer care webs, and kinship that keeps us alive. We want your manifestos, your open letters, your sacred texts on what it means to love each other like we’re building a new world. Because we are.
Peach of Mind
Blends the whimsical sweetness of Peach Palace with the depth and complexity of real mental and sexual wellness. Topics are explored through a lens that honors pleasure, trauma recovery, body autonomy, and intersectional mental health.
Paint Me Like an Italian…
Remember that iconic scene in Titanic? Well, theybie, we’re turning that energy into a full-on renaissance fantasy. Every month, we handpick one fabulous community member ready to gift themselves the experience of a lifetime—a personalized Renaissance portrait session that blends art, history, and queer magic.
We’ll curate a custom vintage dressing room filled with elegant antiques and velvet curtains, drape you in exclusive Peach Palace lingerie and select local kinkwear, and invite a local artist to immortalize you—adorned in your favorite heirloom jewelry or statement pieces—on canvas. This isn’t just a photoshoot; it’s a ritual, a reclamation, a celebration of legacy and identity.
(would love to connect with local artist that would be interested in painting / doing abstract work for the portraits as well )
Through this, we’re resurrecting the Renaissance in Chicago—one breathtaking portrait at a time. And yes, it’s as decadent and dreamy as it sounds. (See also: Tiny Tea Party. Meow.)
Step into where art history meets desire, and learn to love what you see in the mirror. We will see you soon <3